Preview of Coming Attractions

Courtesy of DepartsmartTM

I must confess that this graph predicting my supposed "emotional well-being" for my travels is a bit disconcerting, to say the least. Please note that there are two big peaks of emotional health/happiness: "honeymoon phase" - and let's face it, that doesn't really count - and "excitement at returning home." What??! I don't get to be anywhere beyond the middle-of-the-road "adaptation" throughout my trip? What a rip-off. As Jane would say, this this merits an angry letter.